- “Pastor Greg has a twitter and my mom made it for him.” – Logan Mitchell
- “at the bottom of the well is a window to the top of a new world” – Shelby Nicasio
- “Don’t be no foo, stay in skoo” – Sergio Leeper
- “Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” – Johnny Carson
- “The past is history, the future is a mystery, and today is a gift; that’s why it’s called the present.” – Kung Fu Panda
- “Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don’t like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.” – Bill Shankly