- One advantage of balding is that I am never approached for hair braiding in the Bahamas
- Cruise ship coffee is not up to my standards
- Running clothes smell really bad when not washed for a week
- Free ice cream cones and a desire to lose weight do not go together very well
- Watching the sun rise and set over the ocean in the same day is a real treat
- A cruise ship is one place where satellite Internet is of value
- I apparently look like someone who wants to buy marijuana
- Key West is much cooler than it was 15 years ago
- My family can still have a lot of fun together
- North Carolina is happy to offer a welcome home gift worth $160 to them for driving infractions on my return trip